“You smell that Romney? I dropped a turd just for you pal.”

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“Everybody just SHUTUP okay? I’m not taking anymore questions about me taking a dump in my pants.”

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“I’m tellin’ ya, I got a log in my pants THIS big right now.”

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“Ohh no! It’s a big one and it’s gonna hurt!”

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“What? You know I can look cool even when I’m doin’ this”

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“Why does this happen every time I get too excited?”

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Submitted by CaliGirl

“Once in a while I have a bowel movement that looks like undigested spaghetti, which is really weird cause I never eat spaghetti”

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Submitted by Terryooo

“Ahhhhhhhh!”

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Submitted by Marko